I banged your Mom and/or Sister.(Which ever one looks better.)
Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
Check out some of the art galleries.
Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
Finish the game
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.